After another hiatus, I brought together a wonderful, diverse group of friends for a beet-filled night. There were several medical anthropologists, an accountant, and I. We discussed serious issues like race, genetics, and ethics. We commiserated about acne, chutzpah, and being beautiful women. Suffice it to say it was a good night. Everyone brought something to contribute. Gordon brought roasted beets and goat cheese. Luda brought a delicious beet hummus. EB brought an amazing Brazilian dessert. Arizona brought the beats, specifically from Prince. The theme being beets, I decided to stick with pizza and see how I might merge the two.
As an aside, I've come to the conclusion that pizza is nothing other than pasta with pizza dough. Anything that you would put in pasta can be put on a pizza, just substitute the pasta for the pizza dough. Think about it. I'm not wrong. Deep down, you feel how right I am. Let that feeling wash over you because the pizza I made was pure fucking heaven.
The first step is to roast the beets. Simply rub some olive oil on them, wrap them in foil, put them in a water bath, and roast them until you can easily pierce them with a fork. Slice the beets thin, and I mean thin.
Kinda like that. |
Next, toast a lot of walnuts, about one cup ground (toast before you grind; you'll have to eyeball it.) Put the toasted walnuts in a food processor. Alternatively, you can put them in a thick ziplock bag and use the bottom of a pan to crush them fine. I know this from experience, so don't complain to me because I've been there, man. I know the pain and you'll get no sympathy from me.
Or just get a god damn food processor |
At this point you should probably take a break. Have some wine, chat with friends, tease a dog, etc. Do whatever you want. The ground walnuts aren't going anywhere.
Waste
Some
Time
Ok, stop slacking. Take about a cup of the ground walnuts and mix it into about 8 ounces of sour cream.
Use that as the pizza sauce. Add a layer of spinach, followed by the sliced beets, crumbled goat cheese, and finally a healthy sprinkling of pine nuts.
Bake until the crust is golden brown and there you have it, beet pizza heaven.
Now before you slice into this beautiful bounty and eat away, you'll want to wait a few minutes for it to cool. In the meantime, you should eat some delicious beet hummus because, well, it's mighty fucking tasty.
This all should then be followed by am amazing milky,
custardy Brazilian dessert that completely stole my heart
and will soon destroy my waistline.
Thanks for the passionate conversation ladies. Shall we do this again? I'd say let's.
Debate some ethics. |
Observe your observant dog. |
Waste
Some
Time
Ok, stop slacking. Take about a cup of the ground walnuts and mix it into about 8 ounces of sour cream.
Use that as the pizza sauce. Add a layer of spinach, followed by the sliced beets, crumbled goat cheese, and finally a healthy sprinkling of pine nuts.
Simply eat me. |
Aww, pink because we're females. |
Now before you slice into this beautiful bounty and eat away, you'll want to wait a few minutes for it to cool. In the meantime, you should eat some delicious beet hummus because, well, it's mighty fucking tasty.
This shit isn't event right. |
This all should then be followed by am amazing milky,
custardy Brazilian dessert that completely stole my heart
and will soon destroy my waistline.
Thanks for the passionate conversation ladies. Shall we do this again? I'd say let's.